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A Song About Kung Fu

from The Void Bereft by OrangeG

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if i ever learned kung fu
if i ever learned kung fu
i’d be a music playing
science spewing demon slaying
badass motherfucker

if i ever got with you
if i ever got with you
it would have quenched all desire
we’d set the world on friggin fire
go to the stupid prom too

i’d be breaking boards
at that high school reunion
playing all my songs
just because everybody knew em
telling everyone about my discoveries
you know that noble prize
well that was me

it’d be like indiana jones meets
jagger and his rolling stones
that’d be one badass motherfucker

if i ever learned kung fu
if i ever learned kung fu
i could have crane kicked the thieves
cured all disease
write a sad song about
everyone who doubted me

if i ever got with you
if i ever got with you
all that hangin round your locker
would make the most ass kicking
science doctor
who plays a mean harmonica too

i'd be breaking boards
at that high school reunion
playing all my songs
just because everybody knew em
telling everyone about my discoveries
you know that noble prize that was me

it’d be like dr fauci
meets bruce lee and rob zombie
that’d be one bad ass motherfucker

if i ever learned kung fu
if i ever learned kung fu
think of all we could do
baby blue
ride into the sunset too

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from The Void Bereft, released October 14, 2022
Written, recorded and produced by OrangeG. Mixed and mastered by Mark Grider (@fedbysound)

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OrangeG Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

OrangeG is a dye used in molecular biology. OrangeG is also 1-person (he/they) DIY artist living in Pittsburgh PA, USA. Their lo-fi indie sound blurs boundaries between folk, rock, country and blues. Topics are often introspective as the artist seeks to process the complex world around them. Many themes stem from a day job in the sciences. ... more

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